I don’t know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
Gollum watching like
The thing that Baldur’s Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.
Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase ‘pish posh’ unironically.
Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you’re fighting even though that was her idea.
Karlach. Badass. But we’ve all seen her idle dance moves.
Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.
Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.
Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.
Feeling like a sims 1 sim.
it’s like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for
so true mr vonnegut
today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like “whoops forgot about it haha….” and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful
it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.
Chuck to Jimmy
Astarion: I need to manipulate someone to get these people to protect me
The entire party, after learning about Cazador: Hey, so we’re killing that guy right?
Sonja Hinrichsen: Snow Drawings (2014) Located: Eychauda, France